Senior STI rates aren’t looking too peachy.

Sex never gets old — but Canadians over 60 have seen a 240% overall increase in STI rates. So even though you might not want to imagine Grandma getting it on, it’s time we start talking about it. Because when we talk about safer sex, we make sex safer for all. That’s why we’re launching these F#cking Old candies.

Wait — Candies?

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    That’s right. Each candy is designed to get you talking about safer sex with those sexually-active seniors in your life who need to have the conversation. They also come with a pack of Jems condoms, so once they’re done unwrapping the candies, they can start wrapping up their own fruity tootsies.

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    Order your candies today on our store page. There’s never a bad time to sweet talk your grandparents with F#cking Old candies, but if you have a grandparent who is single and starting to mingle — now’s the time to get berry serious with them.

  • F#cking Old Candy Box
    F#cking Old Candy Box

    F#cking Old Candy Box

    $25.00
  • F#cking Old Candy Bag
    F#cking Old Candy Bag

    F#cking Old Candy Bag

    $12.00

All proceeds of these hard candies will be donated to Action Canada. Action Canada for Sexual Health & Rights is a progressive, pro-choice charitable organization committed to advancing and upholding sexual and reproductive health and rights in Canada and globally.

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